You know what? And this will shock a lot of people,

With all the horrendous things I've said in my life, I don't regret any of them.

I suppose I meant them.

I've said lots of things I should never have said in my life,

I love you, will you marry me, I always loved you.

First job ever, with John Schlesinger, there's a cue light on the door, I'm meant to go into the scene,

it doesn't goes off, I go in late, and at the end of it John Schlesinger says,

You must go in when the cue light goes off.

And I go...

Go back out, close the door and go the cue light didn't go off you silly old queen.

Cue light goes on, do the scene,and John Schlesinger says at the end,

Thank you Jason, this silly old queen is very happy with that one.

Saying yes to things I'd rather not do, favours,

when people say can you do me a favour.

You go... yeah, and then you just regret it.

Chelsea were playing Arsenal in the FA Cup,

and Sky Sports was doing a thing called Fan Zone.

Bradley Walsh and myself were asked to go and commentate on it.

The match was going okay, and then,

Ray Parlour picks the ball up, and just inside the Chelsea half he starts running with it.

I then say to Bradley Walsh, don't worry, it's only Ray Parlour.

At that point, BANG, back of the net, Arsenal go and win the FA Cup,

I've never lived it down since.

Ever since people asked me to do this, I thought what am I going to say?

Oh, what a chore.

They're going to come to the office, they're going to put up lights, I'm going to have to wash.

Saying yes to charity...

See now I've said something I regret...me saying that doing charity annoys me,

I regret that, because now people think I'm horrible, and that's all your fault.

So things I regret saying,

yes, to Strictly Come Dancing.

I was doing an interview with Jay-Z,

and Kanye West had just done that thing to Taylor Swift on the MTV Awards,

where he'd gone up on stage, and taken the award, and said Beyonce should win this.

And I said to Jay-Z, I think Kanye West picks his victims,

I mean for example, he wouldnt do that to 50 Cent now would he?

And Jay-Z has gone, no one is scared of 50 Cent,

Let me tell you again, no one is scared of 50 Cent.

And it's caused an international beef.

I jokingly refered to Santa Claus in a sort of he doesn't exist type way to a child, and then realised,

I don't know if this kid thinks Santa is real or not real, and I've just revealed that he isn't,

Or whether I have just patronised him by pretending that he is, because maybe he hasn't picked up on the sarcasm.

But I definitely think there were some awkward questions asked afterwards.

I was getting very drunk in Leaming,

which is up near Doncaster, RAF base with 34 Squadron before they went off to Afghanistan

And I was invited to go to Bastian in Afghanistan,

and being drunk, I said, yeah course I will, I'll go and have some of that.

So it was all signed, sealed and delivered,

and I woke up the next morning with a hangover, and thought, what on earth have I done?

There are times when you really shouldn't open your mouth,

but this week is not one of them.

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